Its alright, just means we get to keep our schnapps for us steiner
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Raspberry Absolut, surely! ![]()















You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Ah yes Helga, regarding the cuff title I have it on good authority that Del's translation was bunkum, so I've consulted a genyouwine Kraut to translate it for me.
I'll be Inderbuffsfuhrer by the way. Naked except for boots, crusher and medals glued to my chest.

























I knew it was crap translation lol - just 5 mins of fun in photoshop ![]()
Like I care
I added Kermit to a sentance that said made me do it in an old GCSE text book and checked it on alta vista, , its out dated but I don't mind talking bunkum, better than gibberish ![]()






In anyways to add as you'll get an hours peace now as I've got to take the kids to swimming lessons, I am in a group all of my own
that non of you peskie menfolk can join cos you ain't equipt or good enough for it
its cufftitle will be '
GFWOABDANOYPMAGIT






Well, if you're designing medals.......
Can you do me a Ritterkreuz with oakleaves, swords, diamonds, looted art, stolen gold and a visa to a South American country?

















When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Anyone would think you have too much time on your hands 






surley a luffty nco who can drink them selfs senseless in less than an hour could b included
i can have a crusher and everthing lol (hic up)
I've heard these lufty boys like a lot of bling ...
Gawd don't encourage him, its me thats got to suffer putting/sewing it all on
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surley a luffty nco who can drink them selfs senseless in less than an hour could b included
i can have a crusher and everthing lol (hic up)I've heard these lufty boys like a lot of bling ...
bling unt beer unt shnaps unt so on unt so on ![]()
Perhaps you could have a "Erbrechen mitt Uns" buckle instead on "Meine Piss ist Grun" ?
eiter hway you could be entitled to a "Kermit made me do it" honour title . 
I dunno your all
and get drunk and then
and then

All weird and very closeted 






will have to come up with extrem smoking badge the black lungs wound badge
think old un is qullified for this one
(and me)
Best get me one aswell - been looking at - 'What I'm entitled to!!' bling today for my latest Impression ![]()
Am sure all you lads need is a bit of ingenuity, some yoghurt pots, a washing up liquid bottle and some sticky backed plastic (maybes some foil) and you'll have a whole new unique run of erm bling 












